Virgin hires porn star to help customers dodge desire

TORONTO – Just in time for Valentine's Day, Virgin Mobile has enlisted porn star Ron Jeremy to help save singles from unwanted affection. Called Dial-A-Dis, the service is a special phone number customers can now hand out in place of their real cell phone number to any unwanted suitors (416-348-1801 to reject a woman) or 416-348-1802 to reject a man). When the unwanted Romeo or Juliet calls the Dial-A-Dis number, they will hear the voice of Jeremy letting them down gently on your behalf. "This is the season of loving, but it's also a time when you may find a...