Kiss bad breath goodbye with Virgin Mobile

TORONTO - Virgin Mobile Canada unveiled a revolutionary new mobile phone service Wednesday that helps to answer the embarrassing question: "Does My Breath Stink”? Finally putting an end to one of the most socially disastrous physical problems, common halitosis, Virgin Mobile is expanding its services from allowing customers to make calls, to making sure that their fresh-smelling breath ensures they'll still have friends to make calls to. Studies show the number of one night stands and successful job interviews is significantly reduced by the presence of "nasty" breath, while the instances of crying babies, offers of gum and people yelling "thanks, but...